Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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