just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
how does that bad decision feel?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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