She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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