are you so shy because you have an std?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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