Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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