so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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