He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Mom said you looked used
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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