So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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