Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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