So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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