I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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