I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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