I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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