all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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