Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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