There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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