So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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