no, he came in my armpit
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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