Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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