And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
one might say we're banned from that church
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Small penises have feelings too.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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