He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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