She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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