What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
