so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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