it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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