whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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