i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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