So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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