hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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