Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
