Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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