even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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