sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Blood and glitter go together right?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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