yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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