just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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