My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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