I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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