It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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