Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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