Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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