dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
