exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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