Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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