Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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