David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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