Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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