It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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