I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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