If i come over, it means nothing
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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