they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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