I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
