One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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