I think scott just propositioned me for sex
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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