Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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